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Denny's Delivery

posted by Poopy Pants - Apr 2009

Current Status: 52.38%

Event - When I told this story to a couple people, some told me something like this happened to them too. So I don't feel so bad. I was walking home from junior high and just had to go to the bathroom. I was between the school and Dennys, so I ran to Dennys. But the stalls were taken and I ended up s***ting my pants. Proud moment. So I just stood against the wall all cool till someone left. Then I went in the stall and took them off. I couldn't flush them and I didn't want anyone seeing me come out with them, so I just tucked them behind the toilet.

Apology - I'm not the only person this has happened to. But I sincerly apologize to Dennys restaurant and the next person that used that stall.

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Toilet Brush

posted by Tjackson - Apr 2009

Current Status: 64.75%

Event - My wife is allways putting her hairbrush and stuff on the back of the toilet. I asked her not to. So one day I flsuh and the hairbrush fall in. I just dried it off and put it back.

Apology - I told her not to. She was asking for it.

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Brush Burn

posted by Wifey - Apr 2009

Current Status: 71.19%

Event - After my husband and I got into a huge fight and he stormed out of the house, I was so pissed I wanted to do something really horrible to him. So I used his toothbrush to scrub the toilet and then just put it back in the cup. We didn't speak for 2 days, in which time he used that toothbrush. Once we made up, I bought him a new one, but never told him why I was replacing it.

Apology - I know, I know, how childish. I'll never tell him about it because I'm too embarassed of how big an idot I am, but I really do feel bad about what I did. It was wrong on so many levels! I'm so sorry, hon. Please don't pee in my water bottle!

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Toilet Splash

posted by Kirby - Nov 2009

Current Status: 64.85%

Event - I've been guilty of this before, but last night was the worst. Middle of the night I hear a crash in the bathroom and struggle of some kind and water being swished around. Guess I left the seat up last time I went to the bathroom and my wife went in the night and fell in. Not only that, she hit her back and head pretty hard. When I got in there, she had pretty much given up trying to get out. She just looked at me through her sleepy eyes of death.

Apology - I'm going to start peeing while sitting down so as not to let this happen again. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'll run your head and back. Did I mention I'm sorry?

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Poop

posted by Andrew - Mar 2010

Current Status: 79.07%

Event - It had been building for several hours, but I'm sure I could have held it in until I got home. But, no. I didn't. I entered the toilet. 'I'll just check and see if there is toilet paper' I said to myself. If there wasn't, then my decision would've been made for me - I'd have to wait till I got home. But, alas, there was an uncommon amount of toilet paper (considering it was a public toilet). Then I had the choice - Do it or wait. I couldn't resist. It was an absolute monstrosity. With one barely audible squeak followed by a loud SPLAT, it sprayed against the side of the bowl. The smell was genuinely troubling. 'This isn't normal' I thought. But I plowed on until the bitter end. I wiped thoroughly. It was with some trepidation that I stood and looked into the toilet. It was a horror show. Several different colours; orange, brown, red. And the smell was nauseating. 'If anyone else saw this' I thought. And then, for whatever reason, the temptation entered my head: 'Why not just leave it'. I smirked. 'Can I?'... I washed my hands and left. I don't know why I didn't flush it away. I guess I just wanted as many people as possible to see what I'd done.

Apology - I apologise to anyone who happened to come across the mess I'd left behind. I'm sure the sights and smells of that discovery will be haunting to them to this very day. I hope this apology will give them some kind of closure. Sorry.

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