Event - I'd been saving up for bvlgari sunglasses for almost a year. The pair cost me over $400. I had them for a day and my girlfriend sat on that and crushed them. I went off on her and told her she had a fat a** and to look where she was sitting.
Apology - Her a** is just fine and I'm the one who put the glasses down on the seat. Maybe someone is telling me I shouldn't have nice things.
