Event - This was in high school. I played on the basketball team and we were getting killed one game. I noticed the center on the other team had a shoe untied, so next time a ball went up, I stepped on it with all my weihgt. He jumped and went all crazy off balance and fell and twisted his other ankle and had to leave the game..
Apology - It was actually kind of funny. Sorry but it's true.
Event - Okay sorry if this makes anyone sick. I was at a friend of a friends house for a party and got drunk and had to puke. My friend told me the bathroom was down the hall, but the first door I opened was a closet and I couldn't wait. I totally puked on the floor and in a tennis shoe that was there. Never told my friend or the guy. I have no clue what happened.
Apology - I can imagine how nasty that would have been if someone tried to put that shoe on, even though they probably didn't. Sorry to the guy. I can't remember his name and I don't really talk to my friend any more.
Event - I was at a birthday party at a bowling alley when I was about 13, and there was this girl there I hated. I hated everything about her and still do. They served cupcakes and when we were bowling and using bowling shoes, I shoved a couple cupcakes into the toe part of her real shoes. When she put them on and figured out what was wrong, she was crying and I was all "wow, who would do such a horrible thing"?
Apology - I was mean and nasty and wrong. I should send her some money for the shoes. Sorry.
Event - My dog has a bark that would wake the dead. The other day the UPS guy knocked on the door and the dog went nuts. I lost it and threw my shoe at him from across the room. I don't know if I was trying to hit him or just scare him. It was so fast. I hit him and he yelped. I'm sure he's not hurt, but still.
Apology - I know he's a dog and I know he's going to bark. No one needs to tell me that. I just need to accept that and let him do his thing. Sorry Jar-Jar. I'll keep my shoes on from now on.
