Event - Okay sorry if this makes anyone sick. I was at a friend of a friends house for a party and got drunk and had to puke. My friend told me the bathroom was down the hall, but the first door I opened was a closet and I couldn't wait. I totally puked on the floor and in a tennis shoe that was there. Never told my friend or the guy. I have no clue what happened.
Apology - I can imagine how nasty that would have been if someone tried to put that shoe on, even though they probably didn't. Sorry to the guy. I can't remember his name and I don't really talk to my friend any more.
Event - I don't remember doing this, but I'm going to take my friends word. We went out clubbing a few weeks ago and got hammered. He was driving on the way home and told me to get his cigaretes out of the glove box. He says I did, then puked inside while it was open.
Apology - Okay, if my friend did that I'd make them clean it up. But he didn't make me which makes me think maybe it's not true. But if it is, I apologise and thank him for not making me clean it.