Event - When I told this story to a couple people, some told me something like this happened to them too. So I don't feel so bad. I was walking home from junior high and just had to go to the bathroom. I was between the school and Dennys, so I ran to Dennys. But the stalls were taken and I ended up s***ting my pants. Proud moment. So I just stood against the wall all cool till someone left. Then I went in the stall and took them off. I couldn't flush them and I didn't want anyone seeing me come out with them, so I just tucked them behind the toilet.
Apology - I'm not the only person this has happened to. But I sincerly apologize to Dennys restaurant and the next person that used that stall.
Event - A bunch of us were in first period and the teacher was wearing pants with brown splotches all over it. I swear it looked like someone c**pped all over it. So she set up the overhead projector and left the room to get something. When she left, one of the students ran up and wrote on the glass and sat back down. The teacher came back and turned it on for the lesson and it said Todays Lesson Is How I Sh*t On Myself. She stood there confused, then wiped it off and continued on.
Apology - She didn't ask anyone to confess or even look upset by it. I wasn't the one who did it, but I still feel bad. Sorry Ms. Y.