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Bandwagon Joiner

posted by Weasel - Apr 2009

Current Status: 50.47%

Event - In the summer of 1972, between my fourth and fifth grades, we moved to a new neighborhood. When school started, I was the "new kid" and didn't know anyone. One student who was friendly to me was "Pam". We got along fine until the other kids started asking me, "YOU like PAM?" It turns out she was the class pariah. I was so afraid of being ostracised by the others that I "proved" my being "normal" by becoming Pam's worst nightmare, never missing a chance to torment her. I later heard that in eighth grade she ran away from home, and had a child at age 15.

Apology - Pam, I have felt nothing but shame for the way I treated you. It probably doesn't make you feel any better, but you made me a better person. Since then, I have never forsaken a friend because they were unpopular, and I pretty much stopped caring about what others thought about me.

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Coffee Pot Problems

posted by Cyrus - Jul 2009

Current Status: 71.33%

Event - I'm sorry that you made me hate my job so bad that I did something in the office coffee pot I shouldn't have. I'm even more sorry it was filmed and broadcast across the country on Caught On Tape 3.

Apology - I'm sorry. I'll never pee in anything other than a toilet ever again.

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School Chip Pan

posted by Warsett Kid - Jul 2009

Current Status: 68.73%

Event - After reading some of the bad things on here, I just realised that I've done a lot of bad things I had forgotten about. One time me and a few friends were camping out and got bored so went out for a walk. We soon found ourselves at our school where we broke into the kitchen and stole some soft drinks and sweets. I was also a little drunk, and being young and hyper, I thought it would a be a good idea to p*** into the chip pan...

Apology - I am sorry for what I did, knowing that me and my friends were off school to take part in works experience and would not have to eat the chips, I showed no regard for the younger kids who had to eat those chips not knowing why they tasted so odd.

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Total Judges - 1973

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Apartment Pee

posted by Dale - Sep 2009

Current Status: 59.92%

Event - About 50 years ago when I was 10 or so, we lived in an old apartment building on the 6th floor. In my room there was a grill in the ground that used to bring in the heat but no longer worked. So at night when I had to pee, I didn't want to cross the cold hardwood floors to go down the hall, so I would just pee in the heating grill. I did that for about a year till my mom found out somehow. I told her I only did it once.

Apology - Kind of makes me sick looking back. I don't know where all that pee went. Sorry for being lazy and sorry for lying to Mom.

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Toilet Splash

posted by Kirby - Nov 2009

Current Status: 64.96%

Event - I've been guilty of this before, but last night was the worst. Middle of the night I hear a crash in the bathroom and struggle of some kind and water being swished around. Guess I left the seat up last time I went to the bathroom and my wife went in the night and fell in. Not only that, she hit her back and head pretty hard. When I got in there, she had pretty much given up trying to get out. She just looked at me through her sleepy eyes of death.

Apology - I'm going to start peeing while sitting down so as not to let this happen again. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'll run your head and back. Did I mention I'm sorry?

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