Event - Years ago, I was keeping an eye on a friends house while he and his very sexy wife went on vacation. I found his wife's dirty panties in the laundry room. I used them to satisfy myself and then took them home for more fun.
Apology - Bob, I'm sorry I had dirty thoughts about your wife. Angie, could you leave me a freshly scented thong next time? The one I took has lost it's flavour.