Event - I was watching the recent swimming meet on tv with a couple girlfriends and someone said being in that cold water probably shriveled all their man parts. I said, joking, that they still would be bigger than my husband's man part. I was joking. His man part is fine. But one of the them told her husband and it got back to him. He was embarrassed and not happy.
Apology - Honey you have every right to be embarrased by what I said, but i promise it was just a joke. I'm more than happy with your man part. And I was wrong to make a stupid joke, knowing my stupid friend would tell her husband. Sorry sorry sorry