Event - My wife is an angel. She's good to me and the kids and I have no reason to think anything bad of her. But she had this box of old letters and stuff from boyfriends and stuff that drove me nuts. I don't know why. She went out of town last weekend and I threw it away. I actually walked out there a couple times to get it out, but changed my mind each time. And now it's gone. She hasn't noticed it's missing yet and I'm kind of worried about when she does.
Apology - Stupid me. I will be punished at some point for what I did. I deserve that.
Event - I created 5 fake university letters and showed them to my mother. I have another year of college - which she doesn't know about - and then I'll be going to University. I'm about to present my fake results tomorrow to convince her that I'm going to be taking a year off due to my excellent results. The embarrassment of telling her that I have another year of college is just too much.
Apology - I'm sorry Mum. I should have told you earlier. This is probably going to haunt me for the rest of my life.