Event - In high school, I used to sit next to one of the most unpopular girls in school. I know she was trying to be nice to me by giving me gum every day, and I just couldn't resist returning the favor at least once ... only I gave her laxative gum.
Apology - I'm sorry I was so mean. You never deserved all the awful things people said and did. I promise I've changed over the past 25 years, and what I did to you has haunted me. I've looked for you, and if I ever find you on Facebook, I'll apologize directly to you.
