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No More Hair

posted by Marc G - Mar 2009

Current Status: 60.15%

Event - I'm going back in the time machine for this one - back to...kindergarten! I don't remember much from when I was 6, but I have a clear mental image of this. I'm playing on the playground with my best friend at the time, Jordy Cohen. We're playing with a huge bouncy ball and he's hogging it. So I push it out of his hand and it rolls towards the fence. We both take off after it. This is where time freezes. I remember thinking, "If I stay behind him and push him, he'll bounce off the fence and I'll get the ball." Seemed like a good plan, so I waited for the right moment, then shoved him. As planned, he smashed into the chain-link fence and bounced off it. Sadly, a chunk of his hair didn't. It got caught in the fence and ripped out of his head. No blood - just a screaming kid. On the plus side, I got the ball.

Apology - I was 6 - gimmee a break! I'm sure the teacher punished me good. Still, it sucks that I really planned it out in those 2 seconds before it happened. I know Jordy's hair grew back because he ratted me out on something I did in the 10th grade. Payback! Still, you get my apology.

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Bad Hair Day

posted by Anon - May 2009

Current Status: 53.19%

Event - I cut hair at a chain store and butchered this guy's hair last week. I'm not sure what happened, but I cut one side waay too short, then had to crop the other side to match. We were taught that if we make a mistake to play if off as if it was exactly what we intended to do, and I did that, but he was pissed. I told him it looked great but he wasn't buying it. He talked to my manager and took down the info to contact the corporate office.

Apology - I hate that I had to act like I did nothing wrong. I made a mistake and what's the crime in admitting that? It makes me human. So give the guy back his 9 bucks. Who cares?

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Dog Hair Couch

posted by Friendly - Sep 2009

Current Status: 75.56%

Event - After the CA earthquake I had to move out of my house along with a a roomate. He let me take his couch to borrow since he didn't have room for it anyway in his new place. I got a new place with a roomate who had 3 hairy dogs. They were all over that couch. My old roomate then wanted the couch back, so I left it for him in his backyard as he asked when he wasn't home. The thing was covered in dog hair and nasty. He told me later he had to clean it and wanted me to pay the bill. It told him I had nothing to do with it - that it must have gotten that way from sitting in the backyard.

Apology - I was broke and couldn't have paid if I wanted. Still I could have vacuumed it or something. I feel bad about it.

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Bad Hair

posted by Dad - Sep 2009

Current Status: 87.49%

Event - I promised my son I could cut his hair and give him steps (I think that's what they call it). I REALLY thought I could do it! Not so much. I ended up having to give him a buzz cut to hide the damage.

Apology - I have made a pinky swear never to cut his hear again. I'm sorry, bud.

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