Event - In high school, I used to sit next to one of the most unpopular girls in school. I know she was trying to be nice to me by giving me gum every day, and I just couldn't resist returning the favor at least once ... only I gave her laxative gum.
Apology - I'm sorry I was so mean. You never deserved all the awful things people said and did. I promise I've changed over the past 25 years, and what I did to you has haunted me. I've looked for you, and if I ever find you on Facebook, I'll apologize directly to you.
Event - When I was a kid we had a table in our living room and I used to lay on the couch and watch tv and stick my gum under it. A long time went by and my parents wanted to sell it, so they put it in a garage sale. Someone was checking it out and my dad said it was a backgammon table too. And he showed how the top flips over to show the backgammon part. He was a little surprised to see about 50 slabs of gum on there.
