Event - I gave my wife a breath tablet made for a dog. I had the can out and gave one to the dog and had another in my hand. She came in the room and asked what it was, not seeing the can. I told her it was a breath mint, which it was. She asked for one and I gave it to her. I don't know what got into me. It just sort of happened. She knew pretty fast that it wasn't a regular breath thing. I guess they don't taste good. She spit it out and threw it at me and cussed. I told her what it was and she smacked me and left.
Apology - She came back but pissed off. I ate one myself to get things even, but that didn't work. I said I was sorry a bunch.