Event - I had just finished a bag of specialty treats from a chocolate store and went to use the bathroom.
Bright idea: poop into now empty specialty chocolate bag with company logo, leave for some unsuspecting bloke.
Which I did.
My imagination reeled for weeks and months afterwards at the imagined astounded finder and the ensuing hilarity.
Apology - Frankly, this still makes me giggle.
No apology!
Event - My friend who has a really nice mum came over around Easter. His mum gave him a massive easter egg which included chocolate bars for him to give to my mum as a treat. He arrived at my house, and my mum wasn't there, so we melted the whole easter egg, two chocolate bars that came with it and another one lying in the fridge into mug. We then froze cut it out and ate this giant thick and solid chocolate monster which was well over a thousand calories. My mum has no idea about the egg.
Apology - I'm sorry for melting an egg and two chocolate bars for you in to a block and eating them! Though it was delicious.
