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Mentally Scarring Some Treat Or Treaters

posted by DeeDrive - Mar 2009

Current Status: 59%

Event - Well I was 13, and it was Halloween. Although all my friends had outgrown treat or treating, I wasn't about to let a pillowcase of candy go unclaimed. So I went out by myself. Lame, I know. While making my rounds around the block, I spotted some younger kids up ahead of me, and they spotted me. They starting throwing eggs at me, and yelling "Hey, it's Johnny, throw eggs at him". Well, my name isn't Johnny, and due to the mask I was wearing, these eleventeen-year-olds were completely unaware. I walked right up to the kid with the eggs, grabbed him by the shirt and said "I ain't Johnny, kid" in my best Clint Eastwood voice. I let the kid go, and the whole group took off down the street, shouting things to the effect of "let's get the @#*! outta here".

Apology - I guess the saddest thing about this story is there was no one around to laugh at what was probably a pretty funny sight. But imagining what these kids were thinking kinda made me feel bad I guess. To them, I was just a random stranger wearing a frighting Halloween mask. So, sorry kids, are we cool??

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Keys In Lake

posted by Kandy - Apr 2009

Current Status: 64.93%

Event - I was camping with my boyfriend and a bunch of other friends and I saw him holding my friend's chin and totally looking into her eyes when I was coming back from the smelly bathroom. Totally thought they were going to kiss. I yelled at him and we had a fight. He said she had something in her eye. It ended up with me throwing his keys into the lake (he had borrowed a friend's camper for the trip). Turns out she had to go to the doctor with like a scratch on her retina and he wasn't lying. And it was expensive to get the new keys.

Apology - We haven't been together for a long time, but I still feel bad about not believing him. If he reads this, I'm sorry Dale.

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Lemon Car

posted by MJ - May 2009

Current Status: 72.44%

Event - I had this Maverick that was held together with spit and band-aids. But when I sold it to this lady I told her it was fine. She probably didn't even make it home.

Apology - I really needed the money, but I should have been a little more honest and told her about at least the band-aids, if not the spit :)

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Hooker

posted by Kimbo is Beyond bad - Jul 2009

Current Status: 69.81%

Event - One time my friend and I were driving around and saw a hooker on the roadside. Looking like she was all heroin-ed out, we pulled up a couple of meters away and I stuck a £20 out the window. She staggered towards it. As she got really close we rolled forward and like a carrot in front of a donkey, she followed the car all the way down the road.

Apology - Sorry hooker. Your substance abuse problem should not be used for our amusement.

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Parking Lot

posted by Rophie Ree - Jul 2009

Current Status: 52.35%

Event - My first year of college and the I was still getting lost on campus. I parked my car and went to a class and came out and my car was gone. I freaked out and got security. They told me people misplace their cars all the time. I basically called him an *sshole and told him I'm not a moron and that it was stolen. He said he wouldn't call the police till we drove around on his gold cart and looked for it. I was pissed. You're wasting time! They're getting away! And then...there was my car, right where I parked it. Oops. But rather than point it out, I let him keep driving around. Then I told him I was going to go back to my class where my friend was waiting for me, then I'd call the police. He said he'd meet me in the security office. When he left, I jumped in the car and took off. Never parked in that lot again.

Apology - I was an idiot for losing my car. And I was a bigger idiot for being mean to him. And I was an even bigger idiot for not admitting I was wrong. Stupid pride.

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