Event - My friend's parents were out of town so we decided to throw a little party at his place. Nothing big. I said I'd do the drinks and was trying to make a drink I saw a bartender make once - like a Bloody Mary in a blender. I didn't put the top on the blender and the thing shot all over the ceiling. We tried to get it off, but there were still spots. He told his parents some lame story about making smoothies, but they didn't buy it.
Apology - He got grounded for a month. Sorry I'm a cra**y bartender. Sorry you got in trouble. I know how to use a blender now :)