Event - My dog has a bark that would wake the dead. The other day the UPS guy knocked on the door and the dog went nuts. I lost it and threw my shoe at him from across the room. I don't know if I was trying to hit him or just scare him. It was so fast. I hit him and he yelped. I'm sure he's not hurt, but still.
Apology - I know he's a dog and I know he's going to bark. No one needs to tell me that. I just need to accept that and let him do his thing. Sorry Jar-Jar. I'll keep my shoes on from now on.