Event - My dog has a bark that would wake the dead. The other day the UPS guy knocked on the door and the dog went nuts. I lost it and threw my shoe at him from across the room. I don't know if I was trying to hit him or just scare him. It was so fast. I hit him and he yelped. I'm sure he's not hurt, but still.
Apology - I know he's a dog and I know he's going to bark. No one needs to tell me that. I just need to accept that and let him do his thing. Sorry Jar-Jar. I'll keep my shoes on from now on.
Event - This was on a night of drinking of course. There was an argument between two groups and some pushing and shoving in a bar and I got whacked in the back of the head and turn around and took a swing. It was my friend who had accidentaly hit me with his elbow. I broke a bone in his cheek. We laugh about it now but it was scary then.
Apology - Seems like this aint the first alcohol induced apology on this website. Even though my friend said I didn't need to apologize I think it's in order. sorry, Finch. I will look before I tag someone again.