Apology Center - Search Results

Dog Gone

posted by Mel - Apr 2009
Current Status: 55.81%
Event - My wife brought a dog home from the pound without telling me. It was an annoying, barking, whiny thing. I didn't like it from the start. A couple weeks later the dog disappeared and the back gate was open. The night before I had taken out the trash, so I think I "accidentally" left the gate open and the dog left. I don't think I did it on purpose, but subconsciously maybe. Never found the mutt.
Apology - I don't think I did it on purpose, so I won't really apologize for that. But I did kinda chuckled about it to my wife, and that wasn't good at all. She liked the dog, and if I didn't I should have taken it back to the pound or sucked it up. Sorry honey.
Make the call -  
Total Judges - 3356
Comments(1) - Leave Comments
Tags (search words) -   dog   apology   pound

I Cheated

posted by Cheated - Apr 2009
Current Status: 65.22%
Event - Not much to say. I cheated on my girlfriend of 4 years and she found out. I didn't deny it. And I just sat there as she hit me with a tennis shoe like a hundred times screaming. I knew I messed up.
Apology - We're not together anymore. And I cheated on the next person too. I know I have a problem. I feel sorry for anyone who dates me : (
Make the call -  
Total Judges - 3039
Comments(3) - Leave Comments
Tags (search words) -   cheater   girlfriend   apology

Cat Food Pate

posted by Meowza - Apr 2009
Current Status: 55.76%
Event - We have this really snobby couple we know. We're not really friends with them, but they are part of a bigger group, so they get invited to all the group things. We had a small party at our house and decided to play a little trick on them. We used cat food in place of pate, knowing they were the only ones who would even try it. Sure enough, they did. He said it tasted, "Nutty, but good." Someone told me she didn't like it, but felt that may have been because we got a cheap brand.
Apology - Yes, people are idiots. Yes, some people should be taken down a notch. But I don't think feeding them cat food is the best way to go about that. If I had another minute to think about it, I would not have done it. I'm really sorry I did it.
Make the call -  
Total Judges - 3463
Comments(9) - Leave Comments
Tags (search words) -   cat food   snobs   apology

I Hope Not It's Not To Late...

posted by Weldin Dowwed - Apr 2009
Current Status: 56.44%
Event - I've been w/ my girlfriend for almost 2yrs now. The first 6 months I cheated. I haven't had a job for most of our relationship. A lot of MY past issues/problems/bad choices, are what seem to be the root to every argument. Whenever I look over at her, she always seems to look so mad, or upset... It kills me inside SOOO MUCH TO SEE HER SAD OR SUFFERING. She is the 1 person who has been there for me the most, and still is...
Apology - I'm sorry baby. I'm so so sorry. I wish I could make every bad memory and moment just disappear. I wish I could write a happy story with all the details of "us"... I'm sorry for screwing up so much, I'm sorry if I ever made you cry, but most of all, I'm sorry that I wasn't strong enough to keep any of it from "not happening..." I love you so much baby, and I'm so sorry... I'm so sorry...
Make the call -  
Total Judges - 3430
Comments(2) - Leave Comments
Tags (search words) -   apology   sorry   suffering

Wasabi!

posted by SushiJerk - Apr 2009
Current Status: 50.23%
Event - I was dating a girl who had never been to a sushi place before and she noticed the wasabi on the side of the plate. If you don't know, it's green and like playdough. She asked me what it was and I told her it's used by Japanese people to help them relax as they eat - they play with it like playdough. I though maybe she'd get some on her food and it'd be a little hot - ha ha. But she was playing with it, then touched her eye. Freaked out! She was cussing and saying it burned. Her eye turned beet red.
Apology - She didn't know what happened, but I did confess later. I never meant for that to happen, but I was so sorry it did. Sorry Shana. I know we haven't spoken in a while, but I'm still sorry about that!
Make the call -  
Total Judges - 3840
Comments(3) - Leave Comments
Tags (search words) -   sushi   apology   wasabi
Pages:  1 2 3 > 

Tags(Search words)

  acting   friend   play   heart   school   fight   ball   hair   old   roller blades   christmas   donation   fake   earthquake   China   basketball   injured   shoe   party   email   computer   fire   sirens   friends   quarters   fat   puke   drunk   letter   breakup   scarring   kids   halloween   candy   eggs   Halloween   fire hydrant   kill   silver   stealing   stole   newspaper   evil   students   teachers   dumped   girlfriend   ring   trash   sorry   video   tennis   manipulation   fake tears   blood   towel   fishing   fake phone number   waiter   karma   boyfriend   broke up   hot wheels   lake   keys   car   eye   grades   teacher   snitch   housekeeper   cookie   whcc   softball   denny's   bathroom   toilet   poop   pajamas   peer pressure   bullies   cheating   bachelor   van   dog   apology   pound   cheater   cat food   snobs   suffering   sushi   wasabi   gas   tank   cat   Fart   Guilt   movie   dvd   money   gift   Mea Culpa!!!!   grapefruit   guilt   rumor   Divorce   Bull----   Happy Birthday   jesus   baby   volume   marker   interview   relations   working   crush   unfaithful   pot smoking   sister   Runway Dog   Bisexual   wife   self-esteem   Santa   presents   forgery   writer's contest   lying   concert   bad friend   dj   wedding   daughter   handicapped   job   ipod   taxes   sunglasses   myspace   boobs   swimming   music   grandpa   old people   Disneyland   jealous   virgin   sex   bowl   shower   hockey   lie   cake   harrassment   playground   grandma   toothbrush   Teacher's son   moving   contest   race   Valentine   Too late   circumcise   Obama   age   funeral   blender   bird   drinks   birds   root canal   drinking   cell   alarm   baseball   vandalism   kick   perfume   theft   fish   donuts   married   pot   craigslist   ear   dance   STD   letters   Lie   Parents   rats   bike   boogers   jacuzzi   allergy   virus   shirt   lizard   daddy   Window   Smash   Forfeit   fighting   shoes   Daughters   ex girlfriend   spam   fired   pool   stolen   Waterbombs   Prank   Potatoes   Pensioners   Cigarette   police   drunks   teenagers   criminal record   *sshole   Cinema   Hooker   Car   Money   ants   Relative   guy   sandwich   waiting   Retarded   unforgiven   Coffee pot   pee   carpark   poo   penis   Sex   bum   comics   underwear   pensioner   Red Bull   laxative gum   high school bully   pizza   Cow   immature   hate   blackberries   tickets   one night stand   girl   Jock revenge   prom   contacts   snake   Allergy   girls   porn   school eraser   user   chocolate prank   Clutter   hazing   fear   neil laybourne   lee evans   grahamcrackers   hurt   i m.i.s.s. you much   school kids   cussing   Mom   emails   manipulate   gum   break-up    boyfriends   boys   babysitting   man part   chocolate   egg   earth   wrong signal   Regret   food   abuse   magazine   friendship   garden   phobia   INFIDELITY   nude   cigarettes   late   website   statue   lottery   Growing up   office   work   secret   house sitting   dead birds   Beautiful   trust   alcoholic   spelling   religion   self-conscious   rude   assumptions   Fake   university   shame.   ]   painting   estrangement   heartbreak   boyfriend-stealer   Selfishness   Lying to Friend   self created problem   Drunk driver   drunk driver   Break-ups   plane   church   old friend   nervous   jury   court   diaper   airplane   love   relationships   hangers   bench   pub crawl   couch   dog hair   Snubbs!   haircut   Jealous   tanning   golf   Cheater   retarded   piano keys   bullying   glue   screenplay   phone   selfish   disappoinment   Sorry   Intimacy   attention   faithful   Bully   mistake   president   leave boyfriend   customer service   crayons   broken hearted   wishing well   baby dropped   roses   Maxim   hot girls   flyers   mother   Military   suicide   ugly   stupid,   Crush   failure   driver   bus   bad son   upset   alcohol   facebook deletion   Email abuse   never ending love   wedding announcement   gay   ballet   yoga   panties   Kathy   Love   study   memorialize   facebook   Christmas   gossip   lies   ex-husband   visine   kiss   mistress   Marriage   paint   dog breath   sorry my friend   jacket   wedding vows   bark   mom   Jackie   sauce   saucesbc@yahoo.com   lost love   spin the bottle   braces   turtle   dead   superbowl   Dad   gambling   ladder   broken arm   class trip   10th grade   rape   bald   rain   homeless   tomatoes   security   soccer   False Fart Blame   bar   snoring   dreams   goals