Event - One time my friend and I were driving around and saw a hooker on the roadside. Looking like she was all heroin-ed out, we pulled up a couple of meters away and I stuck a £20 out the window. She staggered towards it. As she got really close we rolled forward and like a carrot in front of a donkey, she followed the car all the way down the road.
Apology - Sorry hooker. Your substance abuse problem should not be used for our amusement.
