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Movie Theater Flood posted by FreakyDeek on Thu 25 Mar, 2010

Event - A couple weeks ago I went to see a movie and went to the bathroom first. I washed my hands but the faucet knob came off in my hand. Water started pouring out. I looked around and no one was there,…
Current Status: 80.81%

Poop posted by Andrew on Thu 25 Mar, 2010

Event - It had been building for several hours, but I'm sure I could have held it in until I got home. But, no. I didn't. I entered the toilet. 'I'll just check and see if there is toilet paper' I said to…
Current Status: 79.07%

Dog Chemical Spray posted by MG on Wed 24 Mar, 2010

Event - When I worked for a pest company - we'll call it Forkin Fest Control - one of my stops was a house that had a killer dog. I always told the lady to put it away so I could treat the backyard. She'd…
Current Status: 75.16%

Dead Friend posted by Sid Arthur on Wed 24 Mar, 2010

Event - When I was a teenager I experimented recreational drugs, as did the majority of my peers. I have my head screwed on but unfotunately not every teenager (or adult) does, which I guess is why drugs…
Current Status: 69.15%

Watch Your Mouth posted by MAMAoF4 on Wed 24 Mar, 2010

Event - Last Sunday,my husband and I had a huge arguement. My husband can be down right hateful and selfish. I would not let him use my computer (which up until I put my foot down about the amout of time…
Current Status: 53.17%

Fire Starter (sorry Mom And Dad And Neighbour) posted by FIRE STARTER on Wed 24 Mar, 2010

Event - Back in the 80s we lived abroad in an old farm house in a hot country, so we had a lot of garden space as did our neighbours at the back of our house. In the summer times it got so hot that the grass…
Current Status: 59.96%

Bad Cat Owner posted by Pete on Wed 24 Mar, 2010

Event - In the 1980s I worked overseas in West Africa and was away for extended periods, my wife got fed up and left me, returning back home. She had left behind two Siamese cats and told me I should look…
Current Status: 63.58%

In The Rain posted by Colin on Tue 23 Mar, 2010

Event - In the late 70s I was living in Munich, Bavaria. Late one dark winter's afternoon, I was driving along one of the main streets, Leopoldstrasse, on my way home. It was absolutely chucking it down…
Current Status: 87.54%

Mental Cruelty posted by Paul on Tue 23 Mar, 2010

Event - When I was a boy, in the 1950s, there was a special bus that used to collect a poor lad with a mental disability to take him to a local institution. We used to call it the "Looney Bus". This lad…
Current Status: 91.72%

Lives Wasted At A Bus Stop posted by Mike on Tue 23 Mar, 2010

Event - In early 1961, on a Saturday night, I was on the way home to my flat in Acton from Shepherd's Bush. I decided to wait for a bus although it was late. I went to the bus stop on the West side of Shepherd's…
Current Status: 64.79%

A Librarian. posted by Stephen R. Day on Tue 23 Mar, 2010

Event - Way back in 1977, I utterly failed to develop a relationship with a Chiswick, West London librarian. She had a great facial resemblance, to the wondrous French film star, Isabelle Huppert. Dubbed…
Current Status: 60.15%

Society Has No Place For Me. posted by Mark Watson on Tue 23 Mar, 2010

Event - I am not a valuable member of my society. I am able and talented yet I am at present unemployed. I have so many skills and a great deal of compassion yet I cannot get my self to do any work for anybody.…
Current Status: 61.82%

Met My Dad's Girlfriend posted by Ralf on Tue 23 Mar, 2010

Event - My Dad and Mum split up after 45 years of marriage. My Dad had cheated on her for years, and had blown all the family money. My Mum finally left him after much acrimony when she was in her 70's,…
Current Status: 75.14%

Letting The Birds Out posted by Sid Arthur on Tue 23 Mar, 2010

Event - When I was a child my grandfather had a small aviary in his yard. It was full of beautiful birds such as parrots, finches, cockatoos, budgies etc etc. I loved the birds and used to go and watch them.…
Current Status: 82.5%

Free Drink posted by Emma Pavia on Tue 23 Mar, 2010

Event - I was at a party on saturday which i hadn't invited my boyfriend to because I wanted guys to flirt with me. I was offered a free drink to kiss one of my friends, and a kissed her even though my boyfriend…
Current Status: 64.69%

Bike Crash posted by Derren on Tue 23 Mar, 2010

Event - On the day after Chritmas i borrowed a motor bike from some one i hardly know and crashed it into a friends car,i totaled the bike, smashed my knee(three days in hospital,operation on said knee)i…
Current Status: 68.9%

Regret posted by lala on Tue 23 Mar, 2010

Event - I had a wonderful friend I did not see her often. If you went to see her it would always be a long visit so I would say to myself "do it when I have more time". I heard through teh grapevine that…
Current Status: 77.82%

Free Acne Product posted by Penelope on Sun 21 Mar, 2010

Event - There was a company selling an acne product on TV that said they give you your money back if it doesn't work, so I bought it and it did work, but I still sent it back. I put most of it into a bottle…
Current Status: 50.08%

Boogie Monster posted by Rose on Fri 19 Mar, 2010

Event - In 4K, I used to discreetly pick my nose and try to wipe it on the carpet extremely close to where the person's beside me assigned square was. His name was Nathan Calhoun and he told on me for wiping…
Current Status: 77.39%

Pissed Off Cheerleaders posted by Hali on Fri 19 Mar, 2010

Event - At cheer camp last summer, my best friend Courtney and I ended up rooming with two girls that were also best friends with eachother on our squad that we really didn't like. A) because both girls…
Current Status: 58.55%
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