Event - I spent too many years lieing, exagerrating, distorting, and manipulating in my various relationships. It may have taken too long but I finally cleaned it up.
Apology - To all those people, I apologize. I'm sure we would have had a better time if I had been more honest.
Event - While working at an apartment complex, I became really close to 2 girls there. One of the girls was really crushing on a guy that was living in one of the apartments. I don't know why I did it, but I ended up sleeping with this guy.
Apology - I am sorry for sleeping with Apartment guy. I am not sure if you were more upset with me because you liked him, or because he had a girlfriend in another town.
Event - This happened a pretty long time ago when roller blades first came out. I got a pair for christmas and I was trying them out in a parking lot. I lost control and hit an old lady. She took a dive and I kept on going. I learned really quick how to roller blade at that moment.
Apology - That really stinks. I was just afraid, but I should have stopped anyway. I suck.
Event - I tend to be a very gassy person. I know this isn't an attractive quality, especially in a woman! But my apology is about the fact that when I am at work, I often pass gas in my office. No big deal...I have my own office and it doesn't impact my co-workers. Except for the fact that when my assistant comes into my office because she needs something, I yell at her to get out and bark orders at her. I only do this because I don't want her to walk into the stink that I just created...but instead I'm now known as this really bitchy boss that yells at my assistant.
Apology - To my assistant...I'm really sorry that several times a week I yell at you for completely made up reasons just to make you leave my office. I am having a hard time deciding if it's better to yell at you for no reason or explain to you that I have a gas problem and you might want to leave. Is it better to be known as the office bitch or the office farter? Either way, that's not your problem and you shouldn't have to work in the stressful situation that I've created. I am sorry.
Event - I was working on the computer my girlfriend and I both use and was in Word. I noticed the previous documents list and one said Dump Him. I opened it and it was a letter on why she wanted to break up with me. Said a lot of cruel things. So I packed up her stuff and threw it on the porch. She got home and freaked. Turns out she was helping her friend compose the letter. And I KNEW her friend was breaking up with her boyfriend, I just forgot : (
Apology - Okay, I am an idiot on several levels on this one. I already said I was sorry to my girlfriend, but I want her to see it here too. Sorry honey!!!!
Haven't
you lived with the guilt long enough?! Think about all
the times you've messed up over the years - the people you've
hurt - the fights you've started - the carpets you've soiled!
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