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In The Rain

posted by Colin - Mar 2010
Current Status: 87.54%
Event - In the late 70s I was living in Munich, Bavaria. Late one dark winter's afternoon, I was driving along one of the main streets, Leopoldstrasse, on my way home. It was absolutely chucking it down with rain, and the traffic was moving slowly in both directions because of the conditions. I was listening to AFN, the American Forces Network, and one of my favourite DJs was telling a particularly funny story. He came to a hilarious part of the story and I was laughing so hard I could hardly keep the car on the road. As I laughed, I looked over and saw a woman in the central reservation with her broken down car, looking soaked and absolutely miserable. Before I knew what I had done, the traffic moved on and I drove past her, still laughing as I caught eye contact with her. It was too late. I was well past before I realised that she must have thought I was laughing at her predicament with (sorry for the word) schadenfreude.
Apology - I have often remembered this incident with shame, wishing I had somehow found my way back to you to explain and apologise. To the lady who thought I had laughed at her downfall: I am sincerely sorry for what I appeared to do to you. Please forgive me if you read this all these years later.
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Tags (search words) -   rain   Munich   schadenfreude

Playground Drama

posted by Maxine - Apr 2009
Current Status: 87.49%
Event - When I was in elementary school, there was this annoying boy who I really didn't like because he teased me all of the time. One day, he was being nice to me, and on the playground he asked if he could trust me. I said yes, and he said he'd show me soemthing cool if I promised not to tell the recess moniter. I agreed, and he pulled down his pants (underwear included) and flashed me. Needless to say, I went running to the lady. He didn't got suspended, but he was in huge trouble.
Apology - I feel really bad; I basically got this kid sent to the principle's office - his parents even had to come in. I'm still not sure what he was trying to do, but we were like 7, and I guess little kids do stupid things. So I'm sorry for getting you in so much trouble; I didn't expect it but you didn't deserve to have to go to a sexual harrassment class in elementary school.
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Tags (search words) -   harrassment   playground

Cake Drop

posted by Angie - Apr 2009
Current Status: 87.49%
Event - It was my best friend's wedding, and after the festivies were over, we were gathering all our stuff to go home. I was placed in charge of carrying the top tier of the wedding cake that my friend wanted to freeze and defrost on her first anniversary. As I walked into her house, I tripped and the cake went flying out of my hands to the floor. I froze not knowing how she was going to react, but after about a second, we both busted up.
Apology - Even though she said it was no big deal, that it probably would taste like crap in a year anyway, I really am sorry for dropping the cake. Not a great way to end her special day :(
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Tags (search words) -   cake

Stupid Kid

posted by Henry - Aug 2009
Current Status: 87.42%
Event - About 15 years ago when I was in middle school I had all sorts of problems. One day I pushed a kid into the snow as a joke and when he chased me around the parking lot I punched him in the face.
Apology - I actually still think about this incident to this day. I never should have pushed you and I definitely should not have punched you. You were not even someone who really did anything to me. If I ever actually meet you in person again I will give this apology personally.
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Total Judges - 3307
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Tags (search words) -   fight   immature

Bad Hair

posted by Dad - Sep 2009
Current Status: 87.35%
Event - I promised my son I could cut his hair and give him steps (I think that's what they call it). I REALLY thought I could do it! Not so much. I ended up having to give him a buzz cut to hide the damage.
Apology - I have made a pinky swear never to cut his hear again. I'm sorry, bud.
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Total Judges - 2932
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Tags (search words) -   haircut
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