Event - I kicked my friend in the head because he pranked me.
Apology - Please forgive me. This is the second time I've physically hurt you in the past week, friend, and I feel very bad. I have only ever hurt 1 person before when I kicked a girl into a wall. I hope this is not the beginning of a life of violence. When I think about all the damage I have caused to your head I feel very sick. I wish I could take back what I did but I can't. The scary thing is that I didn't even think about hurting you - it just happened. It's like I have some innate evil within me and it's frightening. Please find it in your heart to forgive me and then we can work through my issues together to make sure this sort of thing doesn't happen again.
All my love,
God,
I beg for your forgiveness
Amy
Event - I told my daughter that last week was the last game of her soccer season even though this Sunday would have been, because I wanted to watch the hockey finals. She's 6 and seemed okay with it. They already had the team party.
Apology - Yes I'm a horrible horrible man. I keep going back and forth if I did a bad thing. I guess if Im confessing here I think i did and I should be sorry for it.
Event - There was this girl named Susan in my class in school that i used to make fun of all the time. I told her that she was fat and ugly and stupid all the time. She didn't seem to be affected by these insults but then one day Susan didn't show up for school and i didn't think anything about it until i heard that she had committed suicide the night before.
Apology - I know that there is no way for Susan to forgive me and i doubt she would anyway but i want anyone that reads this to think twice before making fun of someone. PLEASE.
Event - OK, all kids steal s**t. So I really dont feel that bad about it. But it's still kinda funny. I went into this store and put about 10 packs of hot wheels in my pants. When I walked out they guy at the register asked me if I found everything ok. Yeah I did!
Apology - Who doesnt steal stuff. Come on. I dont need forgiveness. I just think it's funny that I did that and noone caught me : )
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