Event - When I was a wee tyke there was a kid in the grade below me no one liked much.
My mother had packed me a peanut butter sandwich I didnt much care for, and during the second period as the kid was passing I lauched it at him and ran.
The kid started screaming and the school nurse was called. Apparently he had an allergy to peanuts.
Later I heard his face had swollen up and he was vommiting by the bucket loads as an ambulance took him away. He changed schools a few days later.
Apology - Sorry mum, I shouldnt have been so wasteful with my food I know now you were only concerned for my level of nutrition.
Event - I was staying with my cousins one day and we were bored. We have always been really good at prank calls so we decided to each do one. I looked in the phone book so that I would know the person's name. Let's say their names were John and Kate. I called and Kate answered. I acted as if I were a mistress and that I and John were having an affair. I pretended that he had told me she was his maid and she played along. I told her to tell him I had called and wanted him to come with me to a work event with me. The event included a picnic and other such activities. Not once did she tell me she was John's wife and I pretended that I didn't think he had one so she would stay on the phone. I could tell she believed it yet I never said it wasn't true.
Apology - I'm really sorry that I did that and that I probably caused a really big fight that night and maybe even spilt that couple up. I've been guilty since that day, but I forgot the number of the people I called so I haven't been able to call and explain. I'm sorry and I don't think what I've done should be forgiven.
Event - A couple years ago was in the school cafeteria and for some reason put a broken pencil in a friend's hamburger when he wasn't looking. He took a bite and screamed. The wood poked into the roof of his mouth and blood was coming out pretty good.
Apology - I told him right away it was me and I was so sorry, but I wanted to do it again. Seemed like the right thing to do at the time.
Event - My friend let me borrow his car while he was out of town under the pretense that I knew how to drive a stick. I thought it would be simple. I'd seen other people do it. It took me about 30 minutes of grinding gears to accept I couldn't do it. So rather than drive it back to his house and do more damage, I parked it in a parking lot and walked back to the house. I had another friend drive me back to the car where he would drive it home only to find the window smashed and the radio gone. So not only did a grind the gears and ruin them (I think), I got the radio stolen. The worst part is I only came clean about the radio. He figured out the gears later on his own.
Apology - Darrin, I'm sorry. I should have admit it all then. I should never have taken the car in the first place. But remember when judging me that I DID drive you to the airport, which is something a good friend does, right?
Event - I was friends with this guy for a while and then we started dating long distance, he fell in love. After about 6 months I realized I was too tempted to cheat and broke up with him. For about a year after that I kept in contact and would occasionaly make him think I might want to get back together. Six years later and I still try to make him jealous despite my being in a relationship and having no desire to be with him.
Apology - I'm sorry I've treated you so badly and I keep trying to make you want to be with me even though I have no interest in you. I'm screwed up and enjoy the power. I'm also sorry I smiled when I told my therapist how I'd broken your heart.
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