Event - I had just finished a bag of specialty treats from a chocolate store and went to use the bathroom.
Bright idea: poop into now empty specialty chocolate bag with company logo, leave for some unsuspecting bloke.
Which I did.
My imagination reeled for weeks and months afterwards at the imagined astounded finder and the ensuing hilarity.
Apology - Frankly, this still makes me giggle.
No apology!
Event - I told my daughter that last week was the last game of her soccer season even though this Sunday would have been, because I wanted to watch the hockey finals. She's 6 and seemed okay with it. They already had the team party.
Apology - Yes I'm a horrible horrible man. I keep going back and forth if I did a bad thing. I guess if Im confessing here I think i did and I should be sorry for it.
Event - There was this girl named Susan in my class in school that i used to make fun of all the time. I told her that she was fat and ugly and stupid all the time. She didn't seem to be affected by these insults but then one day Susan didn't show up for school and i didn't think anything about it until i heard that she had committed suicide the night before.
Apology - I know that there is no way for Susan to forgive me and i doubt she would anyway but i want anyone that reads this to think twice before making fun of someone. PLEASE.
Event - OK, all kids steal s**t. So I really dont feel that bad about it. But it's still kinda funny. I went into this store and put about 10 packs of hot wheels in my pants. When I walked out they guy at the register asked me if I found everything ok. Yeah I did!
Apology - Who doesnt steal stuff. Come on. I dont need forgiveness. I just think it's funny that I did that and noone caught me : )
Haven't
you lived with the guilt long enough?! Think about all
the times you've messed up over the years - the people you've
hurt - the fights you've started - the carpets you've soiled!
Sure, you can go to your religious source to ask for forgiveness,
but we all know it's the forgiveness of anonymous Internet
users that REALLY matters! So post your mistake - make your
apology - and get judged by a jury of your Internet peers
today!
Don't feel like posting your bad behavior? How about
judging someone else's - or leaving a comment? It only
takes a moment to make someone feel guilty...or let them off
the hook.
And this is an anonymous website!
No need to use your real name or email.
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