Event - Way back in 1977, I utterly failed
to develop a relationship
with a Chiswick, West London librarian.
She had a great facial resemblance,
to the wondrous French film star,
Isabelle Huppert.
Dubbed by a Canadian film critic,
¨The Queen of Morose¨
Huppert made her international name
in the 1977 film, ¨The LACEMAKER¨.
Apology - I hereby humbly apologize to the librarian.
Because we never came within a hundred miles
of becoming lovers,
she has missed out on
several thousand orgasms.
Event - I am not a valuable member of my society. I am able and talented yet I am at present unemployed. I have so many skills and a great deal of compassion yet I cannot get my self to do any work for anybody. I really should be giving to my culture instead of taking yet I cannot work out how to get back into being a productive member of my society.
Apology - I am sorry for taking from my society when I could be giving.
Event - My Dad and Mum split up after 45 years of marriage. My Dad had cheated on her for years, and had blown all the family money. My Mum finally left him after much acrimony when she was in her 70's, and my brother and I tried to support her as much as we could, whilst not totally disengaging from our Dad. Mum was very upset when she discovered that he had moved in with the girlfriend, and my brother and I said that we would never welcome her into our homes, but we did. Mum was upset about this. I tried to explain that I didn't want to be judgemental but it hurt her badly. (Both parents are dead now).
Apology - Sorry Mum. I was just trying to get on with everyone. There had been too much fighting and I wanted everyone to get along, but hurting you more was the last thing I wanted to do.
Event - When I was a child my grandfather had a small aviary in his yard. It was full of beautiful birds such as parrots, finches, cockatoos, budgies etc etc. I loved the birds and used to go and watch them. I felt so sorry or them in a small space so one evening, when I was about 5 or 6 years old I liberated them. I sneeked into the yard and undid the door. All the birds flew away. I felt such elation and thought I did a good thing. I went to see my grandparents the next day and they were mortified. I remember saying to them 'at least the birds are free now' and my gran told me that the birds would all be dead as they couldnt survive in the wild in this country.
Apology - I am sorry to my grandparents for letting the birds out and for not owning up to it. I also apologise to the birds as I cut short their life. I am not fully sure I agree with caging birds and so the apology to the birds is still in dispute!
Event - I was at a party on saturday which i hadn't invited my boyfriend to because I wanted guys to flirt with me. I was offered a free drink to kiss one of my friends, and a kissed her even though my boyfriend would have considered this cheating. I'm also going to keep this a secret from him, although everyone at the party knew.
Apology - I'm so sorry for not inviting you, I know you spent the evening at home alone and I genuinely would have preferred spending it with you. Its stupid of me to value attention from strangers over your company. I feel awful for kissing someone else and it was horrible for me to overlook how much I care for you for something so stupid. I hope you would forgive me.
Haven't
you lived with the guilt long enough?! Think about all
the times you've messed up over the years - the people you've
hurt - the fights you've started - the carpets you've soiled!
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