Event - I live with a friend that I made at university. She sees me as her best friend, and although I am very good friends with her, I have a couple of others that I am closer to, but if I tell her I'm worried I'll hurt her feelings... so when I go to visit my other friends, I make up excuses or lie about where i'm going.
Apology - I'm so sorry honey, I know I'm not going the right way about this but I just really don't want you to get upset.
Event - Everything I ever said I would accomplish has been for naught. I have always tried to accomplish something so fantastic, so great a feat that people would be talking about it for years and years to come. I always relished the day when I would "wow" everyone who ever doubted me, and etch myself into history.
Apology - Michelle, I'm sorry for everything I said I would do. I'm sorry for the procrastination, I'm sorry for promising myself that I would be something great, and coming up short. I'm sorry that I haven't been courageous enough to what I have always wanted.
Event - This was on a night of drinking of course. There was an argument between two groups and some pushing and shoving in a bar and I got whacked in the back of the head and turn around and took a swing. It was my friend who had accidentaly hit me with his elbow. I broke a bone in his cheek. We laugh about it now but it was scary then.
Apology - Seems like this aint the first alcohol induced apology on this website. Even though my friend said I didn't need to apologize I think it's in order. sorry, Finch. I will look before I tag someone again.
Event - Walking down the isle of our local supermarket, my 8 year old son following behind, 2 old ladies ahead of us... Dropped an atomic bomb fart, rattled the cans of soup on the shelf and simulated a WW1 gas attack! The old ladies turned to look, both frowning, so quick on my feet, I turned to my son and said: Did you have to do that? Couldn't you wait?) He looked perplexed and then shocked, (still recovering from the massive gassing... he was right behind me!).
Now 14, he still hasn't forgiven me!
Apology - Not really sorry to be honest, but how can one resist when such a good joke is handed to you on a plate? I still laugh about it (often!). Maybe... in about 20 years... he'll laugh too! ;)
Haven't
you lived with the guilt long enough?! Think about all
the times you've messed up over the years - the people you've
hurt - the fights you've started - the carpets you've soiled!
Sure, you can go to your religious source to ask for forgiveness,
but we all know it's the forgiveness of anonymous Internet
users that REALLY matters! So post your mistake - make your
apology - and get judged by a jury of your Internet peers
today!
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judging someone else's - or leaving a comment? It only
takes a moment to make someone feel guilty...or let them off
the hook.
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