Event - I tell my boyfriend I have never been on myspace and sometimes I act like I do not know what it is. I do get on it and I get on it a lot. I do not have an account but I look up people.
Event - I'd been saving up for bvlgari sunglasses for almost a year. The pair cost me over $400. I had them for a day and my girlfriend sat on that and crushed them. I went off on her and told her she had a fat a** and to look where she was sitting.
Apology - Her a** is just fine and I'm the one who put the glasses down on the seat. Maybe someone is telling me I shouldn't have nice things.
Event - I just sent in my taxes today and it's like a week late! And I told my husband I turned it in last week so he wouldn't yell at me. He told me about 20 times to do it on time.
Apology - This is an apology just in case we get a penalty or something. But I hope we won't. Dumb, I know. Sorry honey. Don't get mad at me.
Event - I was cleaning out the garage and came across a box of old paperwork. On the top was stuff from my old job that I didn't need anymore. I just assumed that was the whole box so I chucked it. A couple weeks later my wife asked me to pull out the box from the garage that had our kids' report cards and drawings and other important things. CR*P! I knew right away. But I still got pissy with her for some reason and told her it was dumb to put that in the garage and put my paperwork on top. She said she put old paperwork on top to help protect the artwork under it.
Apology - I'm an idiot. I should have looked through the box and I shouldn't have taken my stupidity out on my wife. Lynda, I'm sorry about that. I never really said that on that day and I should have.
Event - My boyfriend and I got in a fight 2 nights ago, so while he was in the shower, I erased on the music on his ipod. He treats that thing better than me. Very childish, but i think he can still get the songs back
Apology - I really should have waited before doing something like that. And now if he does have to buy those songs again, that's less money he can use to take me out :)
Haven't
you lived with the guilt long enough?! Think about all
the times you've messed up over the years - the people you've
hurt - the fights you've started - the carpets you've soiled!
Sure, you can go to your religious source to ask for forgiveness,
but we all know it's the forgiveness of anonymous Internet
users that REALLY matters! So post your mistake - make your
apology - and get judged by a jury of your Internet peers
today!
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judging someone else's - or leaving a comment? It only
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the hook.
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