Event - I was camping with my boyfriend and a bunch of other friends and I saw him holding my friend's chin and totally looking into her eyes when I was coming back from the smelly bathroom. Totally thought they were going to kiss. I yelled at him and we had a fight. He said she had something in her eye. It ended up with me throwing his keys into the lake (he had borrowed a friend's camper for the trip). Turns out she had to go to the doctor with like a scratch on her retina and he wasn't lying. And it was expensive to get the new keys.
Apology - We haven't been together for a long time, but I still feel bad about not believing him. If he reads this, I'm sorry Dale.
Event - OK, all kids steal s**t. So I really dont feel that bad about it. But it's still kinda funny. I went into this store and put about 10 packs of hot wheels in my pants. When I walked out they guy at the register asked me if I found everything ok. Yeah I did!
Apology - Who doesnt steal stuff. Come on. I dont need forgiveness. I just think it's funny that I did that and noone caught me : )
Event - I finally broke up with my girl friend about 6 months ago, after 4 years together. I don't really regret breaking up with her because she drove me nuts. She was hyper sensitvive and jealous and just annoying at times. But I feel bad because I knew about a year into the relationship that I didn't want to be with her pretty mcuh. But I had nothing better going on. And she would ask me all the time if I saw a future, and I would say totally, even though I knew we didn't have one. And she'd question me all the time, saying she felt like I was out the door all the time, and I told her she was nuts.
Apology - I'm sorry that I made her feel crazy, like she was wrong even though she was right. And I'm sorry I took away a couple good years of her life. But she's a good person and she'll find someone else.
Event - This happened years ago. At the time I thought it was too f*****g funny, but over the years I know it isn't. A friend and I went to a coffee shop late one night looking pretty hot. We had dinner and flirted the whole time with this dorky waiter, really leading him on. When I paid, I gave him a note and said to call me. The phone number was for a girl who used to be a friend, but I then hated. I know he called her because the when he did, the two of them figured out what happened. She gave him my number and he called me and asked me why I would do something like that. I just laughed and told him he was a loser and hung up.
Apology - nobody should be treated like that. I've had some sh***y relationships since then. Karma, I guess. Sorry, waiter guy.
Event - My buddies girlfriend broke up with him, so I decided to take him fishing just to get away from her. We were fishing off the pier and weren't catching anything. He told me to hold onto his fishing pole while he went to the bathroom, and while he was gone, he caught a fish. It was bigger than anything I'd ever caught. I knew I had a few minutes before he came back, and before I knew it, I was taking it off his hook and putting it on mine. When I saw him coming back, I started jerking the pole like I hooked it, and brought it in. What made it worse was he was totally happy for me.
Apology - I failed so bad! I started off doing something good for my bud. Then I stole his fish! It might have made his day. I was a pretty bad friend, but I think I've made it up to him since. I introduced him to this really nice girl who he's now dating. Forgiven?
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