Event - My boyfriend I live with had a parrot that was dying from some kind of tumor. The vet told him he may be able to remove the tumor, but it would cost about $1200 by the time everything was done. And there was no promise that would even save it. I told my boyfriend there was no way in hell and that I would leave if he spent that kind of money on a bird. He finally agreed and the bird died a few weeks later.
Apology - I was coming from a more practical place. I was thinking about bills and stuff. Maybe I should have thought about how much the bird meant to him. Sorry about that.
Event - My friend's parents were out of town so we decided to throw a little party at his place. Nothing big. I said I'd do the drinks and was trying to make a drink I saw a bartender make once - like a Bloody Mary in a blender. I didn't put the top on the blender and the thing shot all over the ceiling. We tried to get it off, but there were still spots. He told his parents some lame story about making smoothies, but they didn't buy it.
Apology - He got grounded for a month. Sorry I'm a cra**y bartender. Sorry you got in trouble. I know how to use a blender now :)
Event - A relative of mine who I barely know passed away and I had to go to the funeral. During the service I got a text message - then started playing blackjack on my phone. I was in the back rown and didn't think anyone would care. wrong! The person conducting the service stopped and said "Young man - please put cell phone away and show some respect" Totally embarassed.
Apology - I guess I got what was due to me, but I'd still like to apologize for being rude and disrespectful.
Event - I took my son to a local amusement park and it was $6 less if he was 7 or younger, but my son was 8. But I told the cashier he was 7. My son heard that and started saying, "But Mom..." and I kept cutting him off as he tried to talk. He wouldn't stop, so I told him to go stand in a spot far away.
Apology - An 8 year old doesn't care about much, but thye do care about being big and they take pride in every year they have. I took that away from him to save $6 and kind of made him think he did something wrong by standing up for himself. Sorry my baby, I won't do that again.
Event - In the last election I took Obama For President bumper stickers and pasted them over some McCain stickers I saw on cars.
Apology - I shoulda had faith in my man and not resorted to that. Obama won and I don't think my stickering had anything to do with ti. But sorry to the people who own those cars. You have your right to expres yourself too.
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