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Miss You Sauce. Jackie Come Home.

posted by Puppy - Jan 2010

Current Status: 65.12%

Event - I got too comfortable with her, thought that she would be there no matter what, and she left. At the beginning we had a whole rope between us, after we came back from California, the last string was gone. We lost each other string by string. She always said " I love you, I will always come back." I think we both deserve a chance.

Apology - Sometimes you win, Sometimes you lose, All the broken hearts and the unpaid dues. What you did to me. What I did to you I ain't mad at you, so what we gonna do? I just seen you out with your new man. It's lookin' kind of happy I'm feelin' like somebody just slapped me. My gut's in a knot. My temp's gettin' hot I wanna make that man bleed and wear this speed knot 'Cause he ain't got what we had And it makes me kind of mad I hurt my one true love Just like my dad. And it's kinda sad 'Cause now my shit's together. No need for umbrellas I can see the stormy weather I'm goin' outside into the rain Like Keith Sweat 'Cause I can't house this pain. We was workin' for years, now I'm jerkin' these tears From my lips to God's ears, girl I did you wrong. So I'm makin' this song to let you know how I feel. Before I'm keepin' it real may keep my heart concealed. And now I'm on the side just patiently waitin', watchin' on you when the time for updatin'I can't hide from the truth I know the puddin's in the proof. So I stand convicted like all your friends predicted. But I'd think you'd be surprised On how this ends brothers: we went from lovers to friends, we'll go from friends to lovers. So if that man make you smile I guess that I'll Just accept it, and respect it. I'll hit you with this song and let you think about it then I'll just leave you alone And be a man about it.

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Called Mom Out

posted by Terrance - Jan 2010

Current Status: 63.61%

Event - My mom is selfish. She always has been. The world revolves around her. But she's always talking about how giving and sacrificing she is. We were all at a wedding over the weekend and at the table she was talking about just this and I couldn't take it any more. I just told her what was on my mind and told her she's nuts and selfish and one of the least giving people I know. She took it as a joke, because she couldn't imagine such a thing could be true in her la-la world. But I was serious.

Apology - I should just let it go. Am I bitter because she was a sh***y mother? Yes. But who cares, right? She's old. I should just let her go on living in her make believe land. Sorry I flew off the handle. And sorry I did it in a public place.

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Throwing Shoe At Dog

posted by Anon Guy - Jan 2010

Current Status: 55.7%

Event - My dog has a bark that would wake the dead. The other day the UPS guy knocked on the door and the dog went nuts. I lost it and threw my shoe at him from across the room. I don't know if I was trying to hit him or just scare him. It was so fast. I hit him and he yelped. I'm sure he's not hurt, but still.

Apology - I know he's a dog and I know he's going to bark. No one needs to tell me that. I just need to accept that and let him do his thing. Sorry Jar-Jar. I'll keep my shoes on from now on.

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Fake Wedding Vows

posted by Colt - Jan 2010

Current Status: 75.4%

Event - I got married to the woman I love last year. We decided we would make our own vows, but a couple days before the wedding I had nothing. It's not that I didn't love her, but I didn't know how to put it into words. I ended up going online and finding some vows posted on a website and just changing the name and little things to fit.

Apology - She was so touched, and that made it even worse. I'm sorry I did that, because now I have to think about it. What I said was sincere, but it wasn't me saying it.

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School Pick Up

posted by #1 Dad - Jan 2010

Current Status: 70.05%

Event - I remmeber one day I was supposed to pick up my son from school and I got on a conference call and just forgot. My wife got home a couple hours later and asked where he was. CR*P!

Apology - She laid into me, so I got it pretty bad. And my son gave me this look like I totally let him down. He said he stood there the whole time and a couple kids made fun of him.

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