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Dead Turtle

posted by Turtle - Feb 2010

Current Status: 76.85%

Event - My friend went to the superbowl and I was supposed to feed his turtle and I forogt. He died.

Apology - I'm sorry. I bought you some good cigars as an apology.

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Drunk Climbing

posted by Richard - Feb 2010

Current Status: 69.38%

Event - I was a nasty drunk. There is no doubt about it. I have been sober 6 years now. Back when I was drinking I had a girlfriend who lived with her parents still. We got in a fight and she walked home from my house. I started drinking and in the middle of the night went over and climbed a tree and started banging on her bedroom window. But it was her little sister's window instead. I scared her bad and could hear her screaming through the window. I fell out of the tree and took off and never went back.

Apology - I don't blame the beers. I blame myself for drinking them and maybe scarring a young girl. I hope anyone out there who drinks learns my lesson without doing the same thing.

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Girl With Braces, Spin The Bottle

posted by Dave T - Jan 2010

Current Status: 73.57%

Event - I was so interested in dating a girl in 8th grade named Kathy O. She was cute but wore braces and everyone called her tinsel teeth and other names. We were at a party playing spin the bottle, and I was so excited when she sat down to play too. On my turn the bottle pointed at Kathy and everyone started goofing on me that I had to kiss tinsel teeth. I acted like a jerk and pretended I wanted no part of her either.

Apology - What an a-hole I was. That girl deserved such better treatment and I went with the idiot crowd. I have always regretted my stupidity and wondered how badly I hurt her feelings. Kathy O, I am so sorry. And this was 40 years ago...

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Miss You Sauce. Jackie Come Home.

posted by Puppy - Jan 2010

Current Status: 65.06%

Event - I got too comfortable with her, thought that she would be there no matter what, and she left. At the beginning we had a whole rope between us, after we came back from California, the last string was gone. We lost each other string by string. She always said " I love you, I will always come back." I think we both deserve a chance.

Apology - Sometimes you win, Sometimes you lose, All the broken hearts and the unpaid dues. What you did to me. What I did to you I ain't mad at you, so what we gonna do? I just seen you out with your new man. It's lookin' kind of happy I'm feelin' like somebody just slapped me. My gut's in a knot. My temp's gettin' hot I wanna make that man bleed and wear this speed knot 'Cause he ain't got what we had And it makes me kind of mad I hurt my one true love Just like my dad. And it's kinda sad 'Cause now my shit's together. No need for umbrellas I can see the stormy weather I'm goin' outside into the rain Like Keith Sweat 'Cause I can't house this pain. We was workin' for years, now I'm jerkin' these tears From my lips to God's ears, girl I did you wrong. So I'm makin' this song to let you know how I feel. Before I'm keepin' it real may keep my heart concealed. And now I'm on the side just patiently waitin', watchin' on you when the time for updatin'I can't hide from the truth I know the puddin's in the proof. So I stand convicted like all your friends predicted. But I'd think you'd be surprised On how this ends brothers: we went from lovers to friends, we'll go from friends to lovers. So if that man make you smile I guess that I'll Just accept it, and respect it. I'll hit you with this song and let you think about it then I'll just leave you alone And be a man about it.

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Called Mom Out

posted by Terrance - Jan 2010

Current Status: 63.57%

Event - My mom is selfish. She always has been. The world revolves around her. But she's always talking about how giving and sacrificing she is. We were all at a wedding over the weekend and at the table she was talking about just this and I couldn't take it any more. I just told her what was on my mind and told her she's nuts and selfish and one of the least giving people I know. She took it as a joke, because she couldn't imagine such a thing could be true in her la-la world. But I was serious.

Apology - I should just let it go. Am I bitter because she was a sh***y mother? Yes. But who cares, right? She's old. I should just let her go on living in her make believe land. Sorry I flew off the handle. And sorry I did it in a public place.

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