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Dead Relative

posted by Ashamed on Thu 02 Jul, 2009

Current Status: 61.54%

Event - My friend and I once rang this really stupid girl up and pretended to be her dead relative calling from hell. We asked her to bring some bread with her when she got there in 7 days as there was no Hovis in hell.

Apology - I feel really awful for this. Realyl awful. There were drugs and alcohol involved here but thats no excuse. Sorry.

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Total Judges - 26

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Ant Bully

posted by Bad Dad on Wed 01 Jul, 2009

Current Status: 58.33%

Event - My son and I were at the park and there was an ant hill. I remember when I was a kid pouring gasoline into them and lighting them on fire and I thought my kid would get a kick out of something like that. I had a lighter and dumped it in the hill and lit it - little ants running everywhere. My son was jumping up and down, thrilled. That's when I realised I did a bad thing.

Apology - I shouldn't be teaching my kid to kill things - or even play with fire probably. Hope I haven't scarred him.

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Total Judges - 24

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Hooker

posted by Kimbo is Beyond bad on Wed 01 Jul, 2009

Current Status: 71.88%

Event - One time my friend and I were driving around and saw a hooker on the roadside. Looking like she was all heroin-ed out, we pulled up a couple of meters away and I stuck a £20 out the window. She staggered towards it. As she got really close we rolled forward and like a carrot in front of a donkey, she followed the car all the way down the road.

Apology - Sorry hooker. Your substance abuse problem should not be used for our amusement.

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Total Judges - 32

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Tags (search words) - Hooker Car Money

Bluetooth Joke

posted by Beyond bad on Fri 19 Jun, 2009

Current Status: 81.82%

Event - My friend and I knew this really slutty girl from school. She made a video of her touching her... um...self, and then licking her fingers. She sent this to a guy who she liked. He didn't like her so sent the video round everyone he knew. My firend and I got the video bluetoothed to us so changed the name of it to "Competition winner!". We changed our phone names to the name of the cinema we went to and the next time we were there, bluetoothed it to everyone who accepted it.

Apology - I want to firstly apologise to the girl in the video, if it happened to me I'd die. (Although I wouldn't make THAT kind of video in the first place). Secondly, I want to apologise to everyone that thought they had gotten something great then when they opened it, realised it was just an awful close up of some girl with her fingers in the wrong place. And thirdly to the cinema who probably got a lot of complaints for distributing porn. We thought it was funny at the time but now, it's just mean!

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Total Judges - 44

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Tags (search words) - Cinema

I Am Stupid

posted by Mike McMac on Thu 11 Jun, 2009

Current Status: 55.81%

Event - I was stupid and I want to apologize.

Apology - I am truly sorry -- KC, Sheryl, Billy, Lori, Mike, Cindy, girl I screamed at, Alice, Beth, Randy, Ray, Sandy, Mo, Sly, Jaimee, Ellie,

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Total Judges - 43

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Tags (search words) - *sshole

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