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Boogie Monster

posted by Rose - Mar 2010

Current Status: 80%

Event - In 4K, I used to discreetly pick my nose and try to wipe it on the carpet extremely close to where the person's beside me assigned square was. His name was Nathan Calhoun and he told on me for wiping boogers near him. I was always the "perfect little girl" so I said it was him and there was no way I'd do that. He lost 15 minutes of free time for "lying"!

Apology - I know how embarassing it is to get in trouble when you're 5 years old. I didn't want to feel that embarassment! Sorry Nathan!

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Total Judges - 80

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Tags (search words) - boogers kids lying

Pissed Off Cheerleaders

posted by Hali - Mar 2010

Current Status: 55.26%

Event - At cheer camp last summer, my best friend Courtney and I ended up rooming with two girls that were also best friends with eachother on our squad that we really didn't like. A) because both girls are openly bisexual and took showers together the whole camp, and B) because Carol is psycho (bulimic, bipolar, OCD, etc.) and Macey has bulimia and feels that she must tell everyone about it, all the time. Well, I'm 5'5" and 110 lbs - typically too tall for a flyer (aka the girl tossed in the air.) Macey is 4'11" 120 lbs - definitely not skinny, but the perfect flyer height. During stunt class, she kept begging to fly and the instructors would let her even though the coach specified me to fly throughout camp. Well later that night, since previous nights Macey & Carol kept us up, Courtney & I decided to make as much noise as possible even though it was waaay after curfew. We were goofing off in the bathroom and started digging through their stuff, Macey's especially since she uses an a** of makeup and other products. Her cheer water bottle was also on the counter. All of this was my idea, Courtney was just an accomplice: we spit in her moisturizer, then filled it up with lotion; wiped the toilet with her knee brace (which we then found out was Carol's); filled her acne wash bottle with toilet water; and filled her water bottle with toilet water too. She noticed her moisturizer was icky so she threw it away and she just didn't use her water bottle. The coach found out and made us apologize although mine wasn't very heartfelt at the time. While Courtney was apologizing, Macey was washing her face with the same acne wash we filled with toilet water. Then the next day I shouted "OMG MACEY!" & pointed to her scars where she had been cutting herself and she cried in front of the whole camp.

Apology - I'm sorry we could have given you a disease through the toilet water. & I'm sorry it was my idea. I'm sorry I was so jealous that you were flying and I wasn't because it was the only thing that I wanted in the world at that time. You really are much prettier than me, and you beat me at that pageant that I ended up getting 1st runner-up in. Maybe I was jealous. You just don't deserve to fly. I have that burning passion, and you don't. I'm still sorry I embarrassed you so much though. Oh, and I'm also sorry I slept with your boyfriend just because you two were together!

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Total Judges - 114

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Tags (search words) - disease cheer camp jealousy

Broken Sand Dollars

posted by Perry - Mar 2010

Current Status: 50.64%

Event - My wife brought home a few sand dollars from the beach and wanted to put them in a frame or something. I told her I would do it but she didn't want me to but I kind of forced the issue and ended up braking all of them. They are very fragil.

Apology - I tried to do something nice and maybe I shouldnt have. I'm sorry I tried that.

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Total Judges - 156

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Recalled Food Item

posted by Crystal - Mar 2010

Current Status: 53.48%

Event - I had a birthday party for my son 2 years ago and served crackers as part of the snack. A week later I found out those crackers had been recalled due to possible salmonella poisoning. I didn't have the cans still to check the batch. I thought about calling all the parents and letting them know, in case their kids got sick, but decided it might be better not to panic anyone since I didn't even know for sure if I had the bad batch.

Apology - Knowing what I know now about recalls and the dangers, I should have called them all. I guess it was my fear of being called a bad mom, even though there was no way I could have known. On the plus side, no one got sick.

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Total Judges - 230

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Tags (search words) - crackers salmonella

My Angel

posted by Still Grieving - Mar 2010

Current Status: 64.49%

Event - My bf and I have been dating for 7 yrs now, but we both are still in college. We accidentally got pregnant last year on my birthday. We had discussed previously that if we got pregnant before we were married we wouldn't keep it because we both have really screwed up families and his mother is really sick...so basically we wouldn't be able to take care of the child the way it should be. So we had an abortion. That day was single handedly the worse day of my life. I know a lot of ppl don't agree with abortion so I don't want to hear how you think its wrong, I was doing what I felt was best even if it wasn't the right decision.

Apology - I'm sorry my sweet angel for not being more careful and I hope you can forgive me for my carelessness. February 23rd would have been your first birthday, so Happy Birthday darling and I hope you can forgive your mother.

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Total Judges - 245

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Tags (search words) - abortion

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